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Engaging in a service of belligerence in a field of incompetence often feels like tilting at windmills. If you have any questions or would like to join our email list, please feel free to contact us.
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At La Maison Derrière, we believe that progress resembles a noble dance with windmills, obstacles, and the occasional unnecessary committee meeting rather than a straight line. Founded on the principles of persistence, wit, and an unwavering refusal to accept the unacceptable, we specialize in transforming chaos into resilience and bureaucracy into opportunity.
Our team blends humor with determination, turning everyday challenges into heroic campaigns for clarity and fairness. Whether we are tilting at windmills, navigating through labyrinths of irrelevant data, or questioning systems that others accept without pause, we stand as champions of progress — resilient, tenacious, and unafraid to laugh at the absurdity of it all.
We proudly hold titles that reflect our ethos: Chief Tenacity Officer, Senior Windmill Tilter, and Lead Pedant. Together, we embody the spirit of never backing down, even when the odds (and the paperwork) are stacked high. If you’d like to learn more about our work or join our email list for updates, please feel free to contact us. La Maison Derrière: where resilience isn’t just survival — it’s progress, with a smile.
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